i’m always watching

wordsthebird:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I will never not reblog this, I just can’t.

warchief:

i didn’t know the difference between a dragon and a drake so i googled it and it turns out that dragons tend to be larger and have four limbs as well as wings while drake is signed to young money entertainment and his eyes are too far apart 

rosefyler:

how to be my favourite teacher:

• let us listen to music in class
• give lots of work periods
• be sassy
• explain your material thoroughly and don’t rush
• don’t expect me to be perfect because i will make mistakes
• be sassy
• don’t give a lot of homework
• be sassy
• tell jokes and stuff because it makes it seem like you’re not my scary superior but someone just helping me learn
• be sasSY JUST SASS LEFT AND RIGHT
• PLEASE
• AND
• THANK
• YOU

(Source: mikeyfudgingway)